December 7, 2008

JEN'S WORKOUT "PROGRAM"

THE DAY: Friday, September 26th. THE TIME: 10:34 pm.

This Fall, Step #3 was Checked off my list & marked COMPLETE!

What was Step #3? To take the workout “briefcase” (composed of Weights & a DVD) called “The Firm” OUT OF THE BOX! And the steps that preceded this monumental one were, well naturally, Step #1 & Step #2. And you may find the time frame of all these steps as interesting as they are pathetic....

STEP #1: JULY 1st (Yup, that is THREE months prior to the above mentioned Step #3, this would be the pathetic part): Move the box that contains my Workout Kit “The Firm”, UNopened mind you, from the front door step where the delivery guy dropped it and put it in the laundry room (to then just get lost on me).

STEP #2: AUGUST 21st, almost 2 months later, finally discover the shipping box in the laundry room & move the box from there into my “workout room” (our tv room), slice through the packaging tape to then simply PEEK inside the box & quickly view the contents inside, but then shut it back up until Sept. where i took it out of the box. I have one more Step to complete. Step#4: which involves actually using this & WORKING OUT! If i could only look like this chick on the cover, ha! I suppose this is what Bob in What About Bob would refer to as the very subtle, yet very important, “Baby Steps.”

Wow. Am I making progress or what?

Oh, and when i mentioned above that Step #1 was the pathetic part - well who am i kidding this entire entry is pathetic.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I think you are making great progress. I went so far as to buy an elliptical machine...well that is what the store calls them. For me it is a place to hang clothes:)